Hyenas

Hyenas are victims of Hollywood’s stereotyping. Since “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” they only serve as a warning against letting your id loose and having fun.

In “The Lion King”, they talk about tolerance and equality for everyone… but the hyenas. Speciesism I say! They’re treated with desdain, left out of the cycle and probably back to horrible living conditions after digesting Scar.

Here’s to the original punk-rockers of nature.